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Loading ...Dad [to realtor]: I am interested in condoms
Me: Condos, Dad.
Dad to realtor: Do you have any condoms available in [neighborhood] for around $300K?
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
(203 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ... (179 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...Dad [while typing an e-mail]: How do you spell purple? P-U-P-P-O right?
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(104 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...[The extended family is over, and the kids are talking about our parents' Engrish. My dad overhears.]
Dad: Well, but seriously, how bad our English are?!
[Silence, then everyone bursts out laughing.]
Dad: What???
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(301 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...[While driving with my dad, someone cuts us off]
Dad: Fart the horn! Peter, fart it!
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