Stumped

Posted on October 25, 2008 at 06:59am

Me: Why do they ask for brand names in the Philippines when we can’t even afford brand names for ourselves?
Dad: It’s a colonial mentality.
Me: Wow.
Dad: Ano? You don’t know your dad is speaking English?
Me: Of course I know you speak English, it’s just the wording…
Dad: Oh! You’re so smart, ha? Are you aware of the fortuitous events of the happenstances?
Me: What?
Dad: Ahh… see, you don’t know that one.

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  • mt
    funny, but doesn't what he said technically make sense though? happenstance is a word.
  • Q
    yeah but it's really fobby because...
    WHO SAYS THAT?! lol
  • freakypencils
    Dr Horrible does.
  • christine
    probably the funniest conversation i've heard, hands down
  • Gersmuch
    The accidental accidents? They are.. all?
  • chibisilent16
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • HAHAHHAA.
  • Alex
    b happenstances....i can see one of my titos saying thatahahaha
  • Jojo
    Go to the 99-cent/$1 stores. They carry those name brands you can send back to the PIs.
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