Stumped
Posted on October 25, 2008 at 06:59am
Me: Why do they ask for brand names in the Philippines when we can’t even afford brand names for ourselves?
Dad: It’s a colonial mentality.
Me: Wow.
Dad: Ano? You don’t know your dad is speaking English?
Me: Of course I know you speak English, it’s just the wording…
Dad: Oh! You’re so smart, ha? Are you aware of the fortuitous events of the happenstances?
Me: What?
Dad: Ahh… see, you don’t know that one.

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