Stumped

October 25, 2008

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Me: Why do they ask for brand names in the Philippines when we can’t even afford brand names for ourselves?
Dad: It’s a colonial mentality.
Me: Wow.
Dad: Ano? You don’t know your dad is speaking English?
Me: Of course I know you speak English, it’s just the wording…
Dad: Oh! You’re so smart, ha? Are you aware of the fortuitous events of the happenstances?
Me: What?
Dad: Ahh… see, you don’t know that one.

  • Jojo

    Go to the 99-cent/$1 stores. They carry those name brands you can send back to the PIs.

  • Alex

    b happenstances….i can see one of my titos saying thatahahaha

  • http://almeezie.tumblr.com almeezie

    HAHAHHAA.

  • chibisilent16

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Gersmuch

    The accidental accidents? They are.. all?

  • christine

    probably the funniest conversation i've heard, hands down

  • mt

    funny, but doesn't what he said technically make sense though? happenstance is a word.

  • Q

    yeah but it's really fobby because…
    WHO SAYS THAT?! lol

  • freakypencils

    Dr Horrible does.

  • freakypencils

    Dr Horrible does.

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