Archive for October, 2008
Posted on October 30, 2008 at 09:19pm
Dad: I got an e-mail from someone. He said, “Joseph, just wanted to touch base with you.” What does that mean, touch base with you?
Me: I think he wanted to give you an update on something, or confirm and make sure that you guys are on the same page.
Dad: Oh. So how would i use that in a sentence…”Hi John, i just want to touch with you?”
Me: What?! Don’t ever say that to him!
Dad (thinking about what he just said): …OH! NONONONO!!!
Posted on October 30, 2008 at 06:45pm
Dad: hello
Me: hi dad
Dad: have u check up on newbie?
Me: dont call her a newbie.. thats pretty mean [asking me to check up on my cousin]
Dad: is that reight
Dad: ok thx
Dad: then what do i cal new col.lege kid?
Dad: frost?
Me: frosh, dad. FROSH.
Dad: hi. pretty close. score 4 out of 5. 80% not bad lol
Posted on October 29, 2008 at 11:58pm
http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=3710199&l=4418225
Jessica:
This video clip didn’t tell us what happened next.
May be
- Wedding called off
- Bride goes back to the changing room, take a bath, put on new make-up, blow dry the wedding gown, and guest wai there for 1 – 2 hours
- Bride got out of the pool, go back and finish the ceremony, with water still dripping. 2 minutes later, ring put on, bride kissed and bride go back to changing room, put on reception cloth.
- Bride beat up the best man, may be groom too, wedding guest applaud this action. 10 minutes later, bride will pick option 1,2 or 3.
Jessica, What will you do if this happened to you. Your wedding place does not have a pool, you may be safe, don’t have to consider a water-proof wedding gown. But something may happen, like before you cut the cake, a kid running around, hit the table, and the cake fall to your wedding gown, what will you do? If you prepare all the possibilities, you will be able the handle the situation smoothly.
What happened if suddenly it rained, what happened if a bird poop on your head, what happened if some guest suddenly fainted…..
Dad
Posted on October 29, 2008 at 07:48pm
Dad: Hello? Can I have 12 pc bucket of THIGS?
Server: THIGS sir?
Mom: It’s thighs, Dad!
Dad: Oh, thighs!
Posted on October 29, 2008 at 07:46pm
Dear Kevin,
Happy birthday! Buy yourself a birthday present.
Dad
Posted on October 29, 2008 at 07:45pm
From: Lydia
To: [Dad]
Subject: Kitten
Would mom kill me if i got a cat?
From: [Dad]
Subject: RE: Kitten
To: Lydia
She will kill both. Don’t even think about it. Until you are married and settled down. The cat will chew up your clothes etc when you are not in, and their urine stinks.
Thanks & Regards,
Dad
Posted on October 29, 2008 at 07:38pm
[Dad, while watching the Discovery Channel on the giant squid]
Wow. Those are some giant testicles.
Posted on October 28, 2008 at 08:41pm
To: Dad
Hi mom and dad, can we get this puppy? – me
Dear Daughter,
We watch television and books to know dog is one of smart species in animal kingdom. Dogs are very close to human can be a good campanile. We learn how to see world through dog’s eyes. We whisper with TV dog whisper, try to understand problem dogs.
In Asia dog can be source of protein, especially for sick people.
In north or south poles, dogs are transportation vehicles.
In Erwin Schrödinger’s experiment a cat can be replaced with a dog. The question became a live dog or a dead dog.
If we keep a dog, the dog got to be a multiple function dog, a work dog, a watch dog, a guard dog, a guide dog, a retriever, a pointer, a eat less dog, a less care required dog, a ill resist dog, a pest resist dog, a flying dog, a swimming dog, a happy dog, a obedience dog, a under dog, a hot dog, yes, a dog can be eaten , taste good and easy to cook, a blue blood dog……..maybe a lab dog.
- Dad
Posted on October 28, 2008 at 03:40pm
[In regards to new iPod touch ad "the funnest iPod ever"]
MeiMei,
Is spell wrong? Apple made spelling mistake! Forgot the Y…. funny iPod…
Anyway, hope you can be as successful as Steve Jobs. When can you be CEO of Fortune 500 company and buy me a Mercedes SLK???
Daddy
Posted on October 28, 2008 at 03:28pm
i just found coco’ poo in family room, 5 pcs, but i don’t know may be pee in lulu’s room, better to check.
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