My dad sent me an email regarding my packed lunch…
Be careful when you eat the sweet potatoes. Take only small bites. If you wobble too much potatoes in your mouth and try to swallow all in one go, you will choke, cannot breath. :-P
Remember the story of the guy who try to wobble too much cake and die?
Be careful when eating potatoes! J
While I was at home alone this afternoon, it started raining, and my dad freaked out. Ergo, he sent me this very… interesting email.
———- Forwarded message ———-
Date: Sat, Sep 8, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Subject: !!!!!!! Raining NOW, PLEASE take home all the staff on our DECK!!!!
!!!!!!! Raining NOW, PLEASE take home all the staff on our DECK!!!!!!!!!!! Raining NOW, PLEASE take home all the staff on our DECK!!!!
I wrote an update on my Facebook about returning to school, and my sweet daddy commented this…
Dad: Miss you Sweat Heart, Dad
Me: Miss you too daddy :)
I didn’t have the heart to correct him!
My dad sent me an article about some recent thefts that occurred in our neighborhood and commented…
“This is the season burgers are most active. You need to be alert about your own safety especially inside and outside of your apartment. Burgers can look like an Innocent student with a backpack..”
My dad pondered during dinner…
“What Chinese zodiac sign do you think Jesus was? I suppose he should be a sheep, but let’s calculate to make sure…”
It turns out, 1 AD is the chicken, 2 BC is the sheep.
Subject: FOR PERSON WHO WAS BORN IN THE YEAR NINETEEN EIGHT
SING ALONG SONG :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
EIGHT- NOVEMBER THAT YOU
NINETEEN EIGHTY AND SEVEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ( QUYNH ) …….YE YE YE